Magical Moments
Traditional
Happy anniversary!
Congrats on the new home!
Congrats on your graduation!
Congrats on the promotion!
Happy birthday!
It's a girl!
It's a boy!
Cheeky
One day closer to the end!
You're not wearing sweatpants!
You're fired.
I quit.
You've been blocked!
Welcome to being an adult!
Welcome to the shit show!
Your post got 0 likes!
Congrats on your divorce!
You dodged a real bullet!
You took a shower today!
You need to take a shower!
You didn't get out of bed today!
You got out of bed today!
Congrats on quitting that soul-sucking job!